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Saturday, June 27, 2015 by wickedcodeferret
Blast From the Past!
After playing as the descendant of Erdrick in the first Dragon Warrior game, Dragon Warrior III provides all the back story of who Erdrick was, and how he/she got all the cool stuff you eventually find to defeat the Dragonlord. Plus, it added day/night cycles, an open world to explore, full party customization and a class/job changing system that paved the way for future console RPGs. I’m looking at you FF4/FF6! Completing the game in multiple segments, ‘Darkwing Duck’ defeats Baramos’ master Zoma and becomes a true hero in a blazing 23-segment 3:36:27, which is an 1:37:33 improvement over the previous run (using 11 more segments).Jumping into the future, humans will eventually set up planets with robot manufacturing plants to advance exploration of space. Until along come some aliens to ruin things by reprogramming our own robots to destroy us! Probably through that old OpenSSL Heartbleed thingy we never bothered patching. How did we not see that coming? Anyway, rather than try to fix things, let’s send in a guy with questionable jumping skills to just destroy everything! Navigating the Low G Man: The Low Gravity Man through five levels of ridiculous robots, awkward jumping and plenty of spear-thrusting action, ‘Zakky the Goatragon’ defeats the alien menace 2:38 faster in a single-segment 0:12:54. Be sure to watch the credits afterwards to be taunted about hidden game secrets you may have missed. And check out the run’s commentary. SUCCESS!!!
When it comes to the past repeating itself though, Mega Man V is really the Mega Man 3 of the Gameboy world. Why’s that? Because all the past unique bosses from the Gameboy Mega Man I-IV games come back for one more round of action, and you get to kill them with unique Planet-based weapons! Like Salt Water! Wait… what? ‘MrCab’ destroys the StarDroid masters and the Unique Boss Gang (plus Wily, of course!) in a single segment 0:45:21, which is a 1:54 improvement over the previous segmented run.
And for all those with a love of Spoony Bards, there’s only a few days left to sign up for the Mysidia Mayhem – Final Fantasy 4 Paladin Race Tournament (details here). It’s an individual race from the start of the game until Cecil becomes a Paladin, which covers about the first 25% of the game. With over 50 runners on board to compete so far, it’s shaping up to be the NCAA tourney of Final Fantasy 4 racing. Don’t forget to fill out your bracket and cheer on your favorite runners to win!